Megan is SUPER cool

Janae: "Joey, why is Megan cool?"
Joey: "Why is she cold?"
Janae: "No. Why is she cool?"
Joey: "Because she is."
Janae: "I need a better reason than that."
Joey: "Too bad. She just is."

Joey is correct, Megan is just cool. However, Megan wants her head to grow bigger, so here are some more reasons as to why she is so cool...:)

1. She is 29(at least for a few more days). 2+9=11. Eleven is a legitimate number.

2. She loves popcorn. I personally do not have fond feelings toward popcorn, but she is obsessed with it. Her dedication to popcorn makes her cool. 

3. She played the baritone in band. I bet if she tried really hard, she could even sing baritone in a choir. I do not possess either of those capabilities.

4. She is very pretty. Even when you're looking down on her. :)

5. She has been to Denmark, Lithuania, and Sweden. That is cool. 

6. She can run a 5K whilst acknowledging the placement of her head. She is truly talented.

7. She has been to where to Moomi people live. People should read more Finnish children stories(or at least have a Dad who will read them to you), because they are awesome. Megan is so cultured. 

8. She knows how to climb trees, and she even invites her friends(family) to climb with her. She is so considerate. 

9. Her hair curls really, really, REALLY well. Color me jealous. 

Those are nine of the reasons why "I wish I were as cool as Megan". I'm going to stop at nine reasons though, because it is an odd number. I like odd numbers the best. Don't judge.